Boy: , I Am Sure You Love To Cuddle , Your Teddy At Night , Girl: , Ya He Is Surely My Cutey Pie , Boy: , How About This Big Teddy(Me) , Replacing Him For The Rest Of Your Life
Cutest Proposal Ever By A Boy , Boy: , Do U Hug Ur Teddy Bear , While Sleeping At Night?? , Gal: , Yes! , Boy: , Can I Replace It For D Rest Of Ur Life??
Boy hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? , BOY aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? , Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET , DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Us roz dard o sitam ki raat hogi , Jis din darr se ruksat unki baraat hogi , Yeh soch kar aksar uth jata hun neend se , Ki kisi gair ki baahon mein meri kaynaat hogi.
Apno ke liye hi jita tha , Apno ke liye hi marta tha , Apno ne hi qayamat dhaiy kuch is kadar , Fir raha hun dil ke tukde leker dar b dar.
Im gonna come back as a bird in my next life. There are just some people who I feel deserve a little of their own medicine.
Ramayan plot now a days , Ram : Minister of consumer affairs , Laxman : Retired from cricket , Bharat : Running petroleum business , Shatrughna : Busy with daughter's career , Raavan : A total flop movie , Maruti : India's no.1 car manufacturer company , Sita : Running travel agency business , Lanka : Lost to South Africa
How do u know when kids start to grow up? new funny sms in hindi , Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gaye Ki, , Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khwabon Mein Ayenge, , Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Le, , Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge.
Ho Sake To Tum Mujhe Maf Kar Dena , Mere Muqaddar Mein Apni Dua Kar Dena , Socho To Bahut Taqlif Di Hai Tumhe , Par Mere Dil Ki Tum Dawa Kar Dena , Meri Bewafai Ki Yahi Saza Hai Kafi , Ki Apne Ansooho Ko Meri Saza Kar Den
Nazar un ki zaban un ki tajab hai k is par bhi, , Nazar kuch aur kehti hai zaban kuch aur kehti hai.
Kitna Nadan Hoon Me Bura Keh K Use , Kya Khabar Thi Jate Jate Wo Dua De Jayega , Aisa B Kya Likhu K Uske Dil Ko Pahunche Tandak , Kya Itna Kaafi Nahi Ki Meri Har Dua Me Wahi Hai.
All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.